with her its the mind over matter factor, i dont mind and she dont matter
We were tigers and tigers don't wear pants
sticking your finger down your throat to make yourself throw up is bulimia, not morning sickness, so no, I don't think you're pregnant.
his mom and I have the same butterfly tramp stamp. don't ask how that came up
I appreciate the offer. Swallowing pride is much like swallowing cum, difficult and unpleasant
I don't know what he did but now I'm terrified of mustache rides and it's only movember 3rd
I hid drinks in her bathroom closet.... like a squirrel... a squirrel who knew she was going to get cut off soon
I don't know which part of you thought this was funny but it's fucked up to wake up in that much fluff and now we don't have a couch. Fuck you.
I wonder what it's like for my roommate to live bicuriously thro my sex life
Secondly, that waffle is lost for good. I have no fucking idea where that bitch is
Pretty sure that propositioning you to fly across the country for sex fest '13 isn't something my husband would approve of.
So I just went to clothing optional bar
I say I'm working from home on conference call days, but really I just mute the phone, put that shit on speaker so I can hear what's going on, and let Marcus fuck my brains out.
I cannot belive our party caught on fire
She and I had some intense sexual tension earlier when she dumped a package of apple straws all over my body.
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