is asking a girl out on a date while in another girls bed in poor taste?
I just did my online traffic school at the bar. No biggie.
oh but the power of the cock will take you to places you never been..i flew to hawaii once to sleep witha chick
We found her naked passed out on the bathroom floor. She didn't even make it to the shower. She was clutching the bathroom rug.
just like cleaning my room and being more organized in my life. more so just making sure a toaster doesn't end up in my car again for 2 months
I came so hard I went blind for a few seconds.
I slept naked last night on stolen pillows. I felt like a golden goddess.
I just gave them my two week notice. Now is the perfect time to fuck my boss's son
Eat, nap, & pace yourself. Words to live by.
if I dont text you back in 10min assume i am in fact still dizzy and injured myself in the shower. and call an ambulance. thanx.
Damn. Looks like nobody I know is doing anything interesting. Guess it's another slut-it-up-with-strangers sort of night.
My new plan is to whip out my titties when they arrive. Maybe they won’t notice that I broke the couch fucking my boss...
Ya, It's probably because whenever I close my eyes I see a kitten playing a banjo.
The room got awkwardly silent right as i yelled "leave him alone! I know plenty of straight guys who like to suck dick!"
Last time I had a one night stand he ended up stalking me for two months.
So you're not picking up this weekend?
This weekend, I am Angela, visiting from Calgary. We'll have to roleplay this.
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