Just role played anchorman. And yes, I did take her to pleasure town.
Do you think anyone has ever tried to have sex with a cows udder before?
When he came he sounded like a flock of birds hitting puberty
I've never had a woman show me her venereal disease results in a bar before.
I walked up to a girl in a bar, and all I was capable of doing was taking my beer and bumping it up to hers. While doing so, all I could say was "Bud Light". She walked away.
I feel like a fucked a broomstick last night. You get a gold star.
I just found pizaa roll in my hair. Already been to class today
The melted ice in my drinks tonight is probably the most water I've had in like 3 days accumulated.
Apparently while trying to get up from vomiting in the toilet I grabbed the seat cover for leverage and smashed my own head between it and the bowl. I don't remember this.
And I'd make him talk dirty to me. In Forrest Gump's voice.
I'm tellin ya, let the nipple get some air, they'll hire u on the spot, lawyers love a little nip
well ya only live once...
that cant be your answer for every horrible thing you do
Is she still on a quest to lick every stranger that enters the bar, or have the restraining orders reached critical mass?
They told him he could only pay in monopoly money and he pulls out a wad of it from his pocket... i think im in love
Woke up at 5am in an elevator... Pretty much tells you how my weekend went.
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