oh god the rape fog is back!
Yeah true. Damn vaginas. They're ruining the world.
u just dont fucking get it...you try and cum while your cat is staring at you.
you didnt remember my name all night. you kept referring to me as "the blonde with the fat ass"
my voice of reason is faarrr too drunk for me to listen.
Maybe if i steal enough bar glasses i can justify all the money spent i've spent there
I'm gonna need you to NOT let me play duck duck goose with three racoons in the middle of the street next time.
Oh, and thanks to you. I'm now stuck in the living room, held hostage, listening to my roommate's "How I discovered I was bi" story. FUCK YOU.
"guaranteed dick" "anywhere - her room, my room, trees, couch"
Sorry that was quotes about you from the grad student.
You're the only person that can successfully use titties and Jesus in the same sentence.
Ran out of plates, so I'm using my sociology notes. Looks like they will finally have a practical use.
Hahaha I can already see the arrest warrants. It's gonna be beautiful. I'll get them framed.
I know you're asleep, but I just had a motherfucking epiphany.
Come get your pancakes and take a nap in my boobs.
We were 6 minutes into the movie before we realized the whole movie was spoken in Italian. That level of stupidly-ripped
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