when does round two start
I don't know, I gave up bartenders for lent
we turned dreidel into a drinking game. i kept landing on gimel. im glad we have 7 more nights of this
For the record, a bath beer is far superior to a shower beer...
dude, i think we just came across a situation where tits weren't worth it.
Drunk in a canoe getting pulled by a lawn mower thinking of you
I think it's our patriotic duty to get high and watch the state of the union tonight
I just wish I could congratulate your tits on how much I love seeing them
Please ignore everything I told you about my girlfriends vagina last night.
Thank god I didn't get free from the hospital restraints. I wouldent have lasted long drunk, startled and in an ass-less gown In D.C.
Oh it's not a problem. Cleaning up the yard and disposing of 75 gallons of Jello is all I've got to look forward to today.
I'm surprised they let us keep partying at that hotel bar, that's like the 3rd time I've had to try blocking the view of him peeing off the balcony. I earn my free drinks.
Also I want everyone to be drunk at my funeral. Instead of wearing black just blackout. That way everyone can celebrate how fun I was
I woke up to pizza pinned to my wall. So that's that.
The first thing I did in 2015 was suck a dick.....so.....
I feel like I had a successful night. I flashed the guy at the liquor store last night for 2 free tshirts and a giant redbull.
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