I just fired a shotgun out of the back of a truck going 60. i am going to miss oregon.
i guess you could say your face is two degrees of separation from my balls
If its vodka, everyone is attractive. Tequila, everyone is dead sexy, single and fuckable.
should we take a power nap before our cocaine gets here?
that's the last time we turn jepordy into a drinking game.
you left your shoes but remembered to take your vodka. i see where your priorities are.
just to let you know, its not cheating if i cant feel my hands.
judging by the mobile uploads you added of me last night, we cant keep living this way.
Just realized the guy is in my class. Unless there's another guy that had half his ear bit off at a St. Patty's party
i promise the blood crusted on your tits is from him motorboating you after he tripped into the pool stick. nothing else.
Im covered in vodka and melted gummys. Fuck summer.
I forgot how wholesome of a place a park is when youre not drinking there.
I'm not leaving my family to go to a strip club on good friday.
Come to find out, there is a place where binge drinking and aggressive head butting is completely appropriate. In a mosh pit, Travis is just a regular dude!
I woke up under a house in Key West
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