im so glad i don't have to work tomorrow. I'm spendin all night on the new call of duty.
Wow. That's the gayest thing you ever said.
Look man i'm staying in playing videogames and growing a beard. Its not like i'm trying to get a girlfriend.
Every now and then I'll talk to a creeper for an extended amount of time. Randy, for instance, funded our entire night of horrible decisions.
You tried to pay the bartender in graduation checks, I think you'll be fine in the real world.
My passouts and memory loss are great training for when I have alzheimers. You'll know where to look when I get lost.
I think he thought he was a gentleman because he bought me the most expensive plan b at cvs
I kind of feel like BP. I'm dressed in green and absolutely horrible for the environment.
I feel like my nipples were chewed on by alligators.
He kept walking up to every girl at the party saying "Hi, I'm George Clooney. No I won't marry you." He left with three girls.
I just pictured ballsacks being shoveled into the furnace of the Titanic.
I have a cracked rib, no way in hell I'm bottoming for him tonight!
sometimes, you gotta take him by the hands like tails took sonic, and fly him into the bedroom.
His life is a porno. He snapped me while banging a girl in the back of the ambulance.
THIS IS SO HOT. BYE PANTIES.
i wish i could say that was the first 40 year old woman from the circus I nailed
You seem like the type to go to a craft sale baked out of your mind. I like you.
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