Omg just saw this kid I went to elementary school with at the bar and he used to be cool and I was so awkward but now I have boobs so I WIN.
It's one of the reasons i'm here, along with emotional support, physical support if you need it, and power orgasms.
Well, we missed our public lewdness court date. Looks like were going to jail in Alabama ...
Her name is Sherri and her sister's are Brandy and Champagne. Of course I want to meet her parents.
He told me he doesn't dance and he hates drunken excitement. Why I ever thought it would work is beyond me.
We just had a sexually tense moment where we both chose the trough the pee. I love gay clubs.
I messaged him asking for his address. He replied with the address then said, "If you're gonna stalk me, I'm the third window on the side and usually get naked around 8am and anytime randomly after 6pm (listen for music).. If you're sending anthrax, I'm 6'2" 225lbs so send a good amount."
wanna mail me your GoPro for St.Patties and I'll mail it back to you coverend in puke?
I think I'm leaving the streamers and balloons up from 4th of july till after he stops by. It'll be like the universe is celebrating his massive dick.
I just used bulldog clips for nipple clamps. Also, a wooden spoon as a paddle. DYI Domination or Ghetto Bondage?
Jäger goes great with personal crises and receding morals...
What's the policy on calling guys who have kids daddy...
I just got a robo call from the Addiction Help Line. Not sure how to take that.
Maybe for you. You don't have to clean the melted butter off the stove. I LOST THE SPECIAL SEASONINGS.
Just letting you know that while you peed your pants in that guys jeep, The orgasm I had made my hair fall out... Good morning.
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