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I didnt realize we were having a competition in poor decision making skills
how else could I explain the last few years
All I remember is yelling RUN as fireworks started going off in the kitchen. Who said that was a bad idea?
The bartender just told me he would have me face down in his pillow by the end of the night. I hate when you make me go to gay clubs.
Any idea who the guy in my bed tagged as rattlesnake dick might be?
I'm considering failing out of my last semester of college just so I can keep fucking him.
I think my sister is getting tired of me breaking into her house so I can sleep with random girls when shes not there
For months it was all good and well just having sex. Now, something in me has snapped and I'm dreaming of taking turtleneck Christmas pictures with him. Fuck you, we're going out tonight. I need this.
so he had an ashton kutcher Kelso haircurt. dude, we're in our mid to late 20s, I don't think we can ridicule guys for having hair anymore.
Are the transvestites working the counter tonight? Last time I was there they gave me love advice.
The Royals are in the World Series. I've never drank so much in one week in my life.
Yeah just had sex and grub hub came right after he did. I’d say it’s a win.
After dropping your phone on the ground you got down and sat with it, kissed it and apologized for being so mean
so i might have slept on your bathroom floor last night...
Did I tell you I drunk fucked my one roommate last week
Uh no
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