4:12a: just got back to his place now. I don't want to talk about it
"it" just moved
oh well at that point I was already depressed with life because I had watched the bratz movie.
This girl in the gym has an amazing body...too bad there's no workout routine for a face.
I'm pretty sure he's lost all respect for me. it probably happened somewhere around the time i had officially slept with every single one of his friends..
Everytime I know she spent a lot of time on her hair for one of our dates, I intentionally cum on the top of her head. That's how she knows I pay attention.
I'm drinking red wine & feeding anchovies to the dog. I'm really not picky about what kinda of company I'm in.
I'm more concerned about the fact that I can't feel my gums
Getting arrested together sounded so much more fun in theory.
we found you in the kitchen at five am trying to make a vodka omelette. you said you didn't want to live in a world where your two favourite things couldn't be together.
Okay now that I've been wanting to eat these hot cheetos in the bathroom, I know it's time I need to stop smoking and go to sleep.
Feels like someone put a cigar out where my butthole used to live
My parents got me a bottle of vodka and a puke bucket for christmas. I've already used both.
Just packed a snack to eat on the way to McDonald's. That stoned.
It was like Lady and the Tramp, but just tramp and the tramp. And instead of spaghetti and meatballs, we had whiskey and cups
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