there should be a relationship option on facebook "stillllll in a relationship"
I have had more skin than food in my mouth the last three days
He's just a really nice guy who stuck his tongue in the wrong place.
No, I googled it. Apparently, male thongs are the next snuggy and a lot of guys love wearing them for the support.
And the funny thing is when I went to the kitchen this morning, all 4 pizzas were still there in their boxes, untouched. My question to you is: what were we eating last night?
I waxed the left side of it and was in too much pain to do the right side so my crotch looks like cruella devil
I want "hickeys on my ass" sex
More importantly this is sex weather and i am striking out
He's laying next to me passed out dressed as a hooters girl
I bet he's a super pretty hooters girl
I started scrolling back in our texts looking for context and a picture of your dick rose like the Great Pumpkin in the middle of my screen.
Don't send me heart emojis when you're jacking off.
Haha never eat brownies from a guy with batman pajamas
He climbed over 2 rows of the cab and told some random girl we were riding with that he would be in the back seat if she wanted to have sex
My boobs look fucktastic, I have a booty call on Sunday and a dick photo on my phone. Life is grand!
Remember when I was real fucked up and said I would give up utensils and only use chopsticks for lent?...just got the reminder on my phone.
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