My new storm is the chrons
The only reason I needed a new one is bc I threw up on my other one(248): And since Verizon doesn't have a throw up test, I was eligible for a new one
My clean wipe streak was ended today by two enchiladas and a can of refried beans. dammit i should have been more cautious. thanks for all ur encouragement and support.
is it true you fucked a yoga instructor last night??! ..and let me know if you want me to post that question on your facebook so kelly can see how happy you are without her
I know ur sleeping, sorry for waking you but i just saw a girl with mittens on using her nose to control her ipod touch
Packing for the trip... do they take Visa in South Dakota?
Apparently I did my philosophy paper last night. It's not bad either.
Why is the garage door in the middle of the street?
Was this before or after he told that homeless man outside the bar about his past sexual experiences?
Seriously my only wish tonight is to be at the club in a sombrero w my shirt off pouring tequila on bitches titties
Oh you know, we just bobbed for apples in a bucket full of jungle juice. So, a casual Tuesday night.
THEY NOW HAVE MIXED DRINK EMOJIS! LIFE IS GOOD! PRINCESSES DON'T DRINK BEER
I just fell out of my doorway to go to class so if that doesn't describe how my night went idk what will
So I almost broadcasted the porn from my phone to the boardroom chrome cast
i think i'm just going to start having sex with his brother, he's much hotter and it would definately be less illegal.
i'm currently watching a guy eat a bunch of cacti and i have lost all faith in humanity
**cactuseses
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