but she was nice to me.
She was a fuckin STRIPPER.
your address is 607B right?
yeah why?
i need to tell the guy bringing over the flaming bag of dog shit where to put it
I really wanna talk..
if by talk you mean have nasty makeup sex involving marshmellow fluff.. I'm down
we weren't quite sure what was on that mirror, so we snorted it and hoped for the best
my favorite part of the night was when I was in the bathroom frantically trying to get my cat whiskers and nose off to make hooking up less awkward
I just want to point out that nothing makes my hickie/hangover more obvious than sleeping in a scarf and sunglasses. nothing.
Not sure if it is a new high or new low, but i left a basket on the porch of the sorority I woke up at. It had a description of the Minnie Mouse I woke up next to, and Plan B.
I figured out that he lasts longer when I rap during sex. He made it all the way through "Love the Way you Lie"
i just snorted adderall with my patient's rolled up EKG strip from our last clinical. nursing school has ruined me. thought you would appreciate this.
all i know is there's a picture on my phone of him wearing my purple sweatpants and licking the bottom of my foot.
You still owe me a blowjob for knowing more about hurricanes than you.
Side note: I just realized that I can make my hand warmers double as a heated push up bra.
That's actually very serious....I really do think of you whenever is see pizza
Your pictures have evolved a lot over the years but I think your angry dick pic phase was one of my favorites
It was great. Except he kept asking me to lick his butthole, I was like firm no
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