You make homosexuality sound like a cult.
we can't become the bulimic house in the complex dude. Besides, you need teeth for your career.
Did your dad mention the fact that you asked him for viagra at 2 in the morning?
theres a turtle on the table. helping me eat my ramon noodles.
I just want to jump into a ballpool of dicks now.
Apparently I'm at the point in my life where I can wake up with a dick in my face and then go back to sleep
THIS IS THE EMERGENCY BOOZE SYSTEM. I AM EN ROUTE TO DEWITT WITH A FIFTH OF TEQUILA. THIS IS NOT A TEST
I just pulled a piece of cookie out of my bra in the middle of class. I'm forever alone.
don't pay it forward
I eont pay shit forward. told a stranger to call an abulance and peaced
You mAke me stone. Stone fuck fucking stoned. I'm an stoned you cuz now fucking stoned stoned fucking stoned I stone.
He's getting off drug court. We're doing a super-blunt with 50 dollars worth stuffed inside. He almost cried tears of joy when we told him.
Lets think Pancakes and sausages into existence
FUCK. EVERYONE MAKE MY CONTACT NAME DADDY ISSUES
I'm gonna try and get through this weekend sober, which is gonna be tough especially since I've already started drinking.
Get your dick back in here. On Saturdays, you're not allowed to leave my bed unless it's to make me bacon or coffee.
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