People in love make me want to vomit
he came up my nose again i swear he does this just to piss me off
I froze in his sixty one degree room but i came so hard. Like fucking the eskimo god.
Well, she opened the door to puke outside the car, but she threw it open so hard it popped back and hit her in the face.
When were having sex he was mumbling some guys name. If he wasn't as hot as he is I'd be concerned.
get ready to load up the weird cannon and blow a load of buck-wildness all over the place people
I can't. I drank 10 years off my life last night. I need to reevaluate. Sorry.
I think I may have just taught my whole hall how to give a good blow job. So this is college.
Omphalophobia is a real thing. don't ever fucking touch my belly button again dude
For the first time in my life, I may be the most normal person in the room.
Update: I am definitely the most normal person in this room. And the least tattooed.
Captain and coke. And it's not drinking alone cuz i have a dog
Don't forget to make sex 3rd on your calander
How many of my Tinder dates can my Christian roommate accidentally meet in the hallway at 3am before she's horrified and moves out?
I know you're having some issues right now but can we focus on the gangbang?
Just met my future wife. Please dont fuck her.
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