so i woke up thsi morning with a phadora on my head, no shirt and a huge hangover? want to help me figure this out?
There is a semi-attractive guy at the door who's looking for you. Says he met you on Chatroulette. Start explaining NOW.
That's terrible. At least give it a creative name like muff mobile.
She can drink whiskey without a chaser and has a fridge full of whipped cream. Girlfriend potential
She was literally passed out in a cubicle with a flask in her hand. I LOVE finals week!
My first drink last night was a 2-liter of jameson and coke. So hung over it hurt to put my pants back on
Well, I've taken the art of car peeing to new heights
She looks like a hot George Washington...I'm going for it
OMG -- There are strippers in the bathroom crying because their power moves aren't good enough to win the competition
FINALLY GOT MY TENTH DICK. PARTY FOREVER
He showed me his sex playlist and it looked good, so I slept with him.
we started drinking at 4pm, somehows its 1 am im in bathing suit running from the cops.....any explanation of what happened?
Dude why is my bed and bedding wrapped in bubble wrap?
Cuz u wanted to insure u had a safe sleep
You got drunk, made toast, and declared yourself a domestic goddess.
Consume your own penis you ugly freak.
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