We walked 2 miles, legit 2 miles, and purchased 7 half gallons. One for each of us. Intense
Oh please. You given/recieved a handjob out in public. I think that shy ship has sailed.
Two things. 1 - I want to apologize for my drunkeness last night. 2 - I want to pre-apologize for my anticipated drunkeness tonight.
Wheres my "thanks for using birth control effectively and not contributing to the downfall of society" card.
He once got bit in the face by a dog and still got laid the same night. He owns Memorial Day Weekend
If it's any consolation, I've been sitting in the hallway in assless chaps for the past thirty minutes
Going to rent a magician for when I eat shrooms. How has no one thought of this?
Dude. I'm busy doing PR for America. FOR AMERICA. Europeans think we can't handle liquor.
The fact that it was "anything but a cup" now explains the cowboy boots and fishbowl aftermath at the apartment.
You can't say "my boobs are wonderful" and not expect my drunken subconscious to focus on wanting to see them. Btw-can I see them?
I met someone else! And I had a wonderful orgasm! And he wants to see me again, like take me out!
He was wearing a diaper to the party. I've never felt like such a creep in my life.
We have such a parasitic relationship. But the kind where the parasite benefits from the relationship. Like the pilot fish and a shark. The fish gets the leftover food scraps from the shark and the shark gets a free bath from it.
that's so insightful.
I forget, are we banging TA’s for grades this semester or not?
Depends on how cute he is
I put him in the supply closet, used the copy paper to build a fort around him and his wheelchair, then he fucked me in the fort.
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