Tell Heather sorry for burning her hair. Also for anything else that I may have done that warrants and apology. Anything after about 10pm is kind of hazy.
Drunk. Just jacked off for the third time in an hour. I love not being Catholic anymore.
He was taking the caps off the vodka bottles and throwing them out the window so we'd have to finish them. Engineers have the best logic.
I had no idea a 5'8 girl could fit entirely on her knees in front of the passenger seat of a Sunfire, but I am very happy to now have that knowledge.
The highlight of your blackout was when you drunk showered with the garden hose and emailed your boss your vacation requests for the next year.
He needs a high five right to the fucking mouth. With a chair. Or an atomic bomb.
Look man, sometimes you just gotta say "Sure! Why not? I can always take a shower afterwards"
You're alright. You just passed out while we were having sex. Then I'm pretty sure you peed. So I went home.
The band last night was really good
That was definitely karaoke. Guess that answers my follow up question on how drunk you were.
If you were more comfortable around gay men, then you too could get wasted at the gay dance club and go home with hot girls.
Sometimes I wish I lived alone because there would be no one to judge me if I wanted to have whiskey and popcorn for breakfast.
I have his gate key so know he has to see me again.
Yea he was still drunk. He wore a Toga to his job interview.
So our night ended with 6 cruisers, a fire truck, and an ambulance. Also, lots of blood. How was yours?
Omg dude take a shower. You'll feel like god washed away all the sinful shit we did last night.
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