Is it morally objectionable to repay my debt to society with drug money?
Why are handjobs necessary in class?
i hope chris hansen doesn't have a boat
Last night, my friend changed all my contacts in my phone. I have been texted by Batman, Donatello, and Hermione Granger. I have no idea who they are, and it doesn't upset me at all.
I had fun last night. We should have sex less often.
He invited you over for Super Sexy Saturday and Cosmos... I'm pretty sure that's gay
What can I say, we hook up during the holidays.. We're a seasonal couple
porn star boner night. come get it.
She told me she's going to buy a projector so she can watch porn on her ceiling...I'm telling you man this chick is going places
There are two types of people in this world I don't trust: people who collect stamps, and people who don't drink
We may have picked the wrong resort. Brenna and I have already been propositioned for swinging twice and we've only been here 3 hours
My sobriety has gotten out of control. I think I need an intervention.
I'd like to preapologize if you or your mom see me naked at some point this weekend.
Let go out that Thursday night!
Yess sounds good, I have to go turn myself in the next day because what happened last Friday.
are you the reason the first floor girls' bathroom smells like weed?
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