question: from what angle do you give a hand job. im confused..
Dude, you posted a cap of a porn to survey if it looked like me. That's pretty certifiably creepy.
dipping my christmas cookies in kaluha. santa would be proud.
just ate frosted cheerios in coffee with some marshmellows. the college diet begins
My one night stand found me at the library and randomly gave me plan B. He was scared I was going to get pregnant because he has a very high sperm count.
He tied my whole arm, in its cast, to the headboard first. He mumbled something about safe, sane, and consensual?
Nothing says Welcome to America than having the international house watch a sorority girl puke over the edge of the porch at 8am.
Alive.
So much puke
I was so gone I thought the cops banging on my door were kids from the party trying to get into my room... needless to say, I started moaning louder so they would take the hint.
But idk if I cried about life then banged him or banged him and then cried. Chicken or the egg?
YOURE ABOUT TO SEE SO MUCH UNCIRCUMCISED DICK
I'm sorry but if you can talk well enough to critique his oral game, he clearly needs the pointers.
Having sex with my girlfriend wearing my old Tom Brady jersey on the day he's freed is the closest I'll come to a 3way with Tom
Is she blowing you? I'm in the closet.
Considering what happened last night and how horrible I feel, I look amazing
Randomize
