I just saw a woman point to her daughter and scream at her husband THIS IS YOUR GENES, THIS IS YOU.
Just turned elections for the sorority into a drinking game. Right on.
i feel like pocahontas...the disney character not from real chance of love
That reminds me...we need to get swords
i have now been nicknamed the screamer on the first, third, fourth, & six floor by all the ra's. only two more floors to go before i cover the entire dorm.
I'm pretty sure that I'm earning a horrible reputation with your friends, but I'm having a fucking great time in the process.
The only way i can get arrested is public drunkenness or defacing a national monument. Trust me, i have already looked it up.
We had to go visit his dealer in the hospital to buy some weed.
I feel like everything in this room is sweating
Hooker in the library. I repeat, we have a hooker in the library. This is not a drill.
Just got our of the shower. I'm standing naked in front of my open windows cause fuck my neighbors that's why
dude I just found tht weird ass guy u invited last night passed out in my closet.... apparently he "couldn't find the exit"
Found sauce from last night's pizza rolls wedged under my phone case... While sitting in my 8 am class. What happened last night?
The last time I went out with these guys I won an iced tea maker from a drag queen.
Met a beautiful Irishman two nights in a row. I may never come back.
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