I'll let you put expensive food in me, but really, not much else.
Is making out on a toilet while he is sitting down and pissing weird? cause that's what happened last night
there's something wrong with the internet when a search for "barney the dinosaur violence" comes up with nothing
yeah, it's no longer just 'day drinking' when it's 5pm and you're knocking over fruit displays at fresh market
She told me she needed to clarify that we are not fuck buddies, we are best friends that have sex once in a while
Im in Ft Meyers right now looking right at an alligator. I have had a couple of beers and people are telling me not to feed him but Im gonna do it anyway.
The cop told me to answer for everyone if there was drinking involved and then i threw up in my Luigi's italian ice that i was eating with a pizza slicer
Dude, you left ME alone in your house. With your fully-stocked wine cellar. Why would you do that to yourself?
We're walking, taxis are a waste of money that can be spent on alcohol.
Can we make a pact that if we're 40 and still sluts that aren't married we can get civil unioned the fuck up and raise an asian baby as our own?
It sounded like he said "don't stop" but all I could hear were his balls.
I need an adult. someone more adult than my current state
After we had sex he gave me a thumbs up... fucking A&M Aggies, man
You date? I thought you just hooked up with your TAs
Just told my mom life fisted my asshole. She looked at me with complete understanding. I'm scared...
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