it's kind of slutty but what the hell, so are we
Cant wait to drunkenly tell by kids that i banged their aunt katie in a weird threesome
I don't think anybody else enjoys making out with multiple guys on the same night as much as I do. I'm like a wine taster but with lips... it's like art to me. The bruise on my upper lip is proof of it
You told her dad that you were gonna "superman that ho" I love the first impressions you make
My liver and I thought we knew what we signed up for. We were wrong.
I was giving this guy head and he stopped me to look me in the eyes and say "you have a gift"
We also had rum, but now that's all gone. Which I feel is appropriate for a pirate party.
currently buying a pregnancy test while braless so happy november to you too
do you ever look at a card in your wallet and reminisce about all of the drugs youve done with it?
your keys are upstairs on the nightstand or I put them in the hole in the wall
Her mom came in and passed out drunk on the floor next to us while she was riding me, "it's all good, she does this all the time" is what she said
So anyway, I'm just floating along life with my vibrator and low expectations.
So? Find me, fuck me, then you can go to sleep and I'll leave.
Wow. That's the most amazing thing anyone has ever said to me.
What, That's like a total 7 inches of cock and 6 are from Joe. Don't be mad at me because you had the lamest orgy ever.
Lesbians just stole my cat :(
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