Of course we end up in a gay bar... And I have to tell you there are some hot dudes here, should I pass around your Facebook?
i have nine cents in my fucking bank account... not even a dime
She touched you, you're now contaminated for 48 hours. Please watch out for rashes, hives and STDs as she's known to have all three.
Ive created a fbook group called "threesome" and invited two girls. Im not going to say a word and just see what happens.
If Megan asks I spilled my water water all over her. I pissed on your roommate. You're welcome. I expect you to keep that on the down low. Seriously tell her the water thing
Your lower body and my face have had way too much contact lately.
Find out what day classes start and I will come down to Richmond that weekend. Any broad who claims to be 18-21 will be promptly ID'd. My job has trained me to spot a fake from a mile away, and I don't need a statutory rape charge.
So we'll go out later for condoms and cake batter... aka grocery shopping for champions.
Have you ever chugged beers in the hospital parking garage with your mom?
We 6 way cheers-ed with French fries last night, hammered, in the booth.
Wait. Did you let me snort wine last night cause I wanted to smell jesus's blood?
Yes. I have pictures. Your soul is mine.
Every time I see him I get horny. I can't help it!
Just stop. You're making other wives look bad. We are all starting to hate you.
oh my god you are days, if not hours away from a dick pic. This is the day the lord has made rejoice and be glad in it
Okay well for one he didn't speak any english but before any happened he made me use the translator to consent
just woke up with nickles taped to my body. theres like a dollar worth.
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