The Redheads category on Pornhub is my number 2 site behind facebook on google chrome. I think I have a problem
Just once id like a girl to say to me in the dracula voice, i want...to suck...your dick...
I think I just saw the silver monkey from legends of the hidden temple sitting out in someone's trash
GO. BACK. NOW.
the bouncer made me realize that puking in line does not get you in any faster
I don't think a check that has "thx for the drugs" on the note is really gonna fly.
I've blown him so many times I feel like I have a better relationship with his dick than I do with him.
Honestly, It follows the same rules as Cock Roulette.
I already have one guy that I have regrettable sex with. I don't need another.
let's be real here, you have a beautiful vagina. this kid is a doctors son. that's a remedy for beautiful rich grandkids. he is just trying water his family tree, and make sure he doesn't end up in some piece of shit adult home. go for it.
He told me I was a pleasure to arrest. That's the 2nd time I've heard that.
You know I'm having a rough day when I'm curled up in the corner eating Spaghettios.
Once again being low on toilet paper is forcing us into another round of our favorite game - toilet paper roulette - where there can only be 1 winner. Maybe.
She's passed out with a slice of pizza between her boobs should I just eat it and leave
How high?! We watched paid programming for 45 minutes before we realized it wasn't just a long commercial. So pretty high. The Bionic fish finder looks promising, though.
Lets get a boat first.
Why do we always have to be the people who get blamed for animal intoxication incidents?
Randomize
