He had some BAD nuttage
Nuttage?
It's like cleavage......... but different
I'm taking child development now so if you get pregnant i can raise your child no worries
I just saw a like a 30 person deep walk of shame... it was like the million man march but with dorm chicks
the facebook you made of my ass has 10 times more friends than i do.
I keep replaying commercials about kittens frolicking and was crying nonstop. WILL MY PERIOD LAST FOREVER!?
We had three bowls going. It was a tri-bowl tournament. Harry potter shit.
Puked in the trees at home depot, I told everyone it was fertilizeerr
You said that when your ex gave you a blowjob her mouth was like velvet
I still have beer shits from last weekend. Dying from dysentary is a real threat at this point.
Say what you want about my van, but I've got more action there than in my apartment. A body pillow and a joint still go a long way!
leave me alone I'm becoming one with nature and doing plant things
Sorry I've been a slutty nightmare this week
YOUR STATE IS STUPID
Did you miss a turn again?
WHAT FUCKING IDIOT DECIDED TO DESIGN AN ENTIRE FUCKING STATE WHERE YOU CAN'T MAKE A FUCKING LEFT TURN?!? FUCK NEW JERSEY
My throat is burning
Thats because you proceeded to drink the salsa because you thought it was alcohol...dumbass
Look, I am sorry I shaved your cat...but get over it.
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