So he says he needs "alone time" a day that he doesnt have to deal with anyone. should i be concerned?
I think in guy language thats " Im fucking someone else and dont want u catching me"
Problem: At home sick with a stomach virus. Solution: smoke weed all day...
Highlight of the day: realizing the man in the car next to mine was getting road head... at 2:45pm... nicely done sir, nicely done.
his Mom's staying with him so he asked if I'd go over and fuck in his shed. he said "it's a really nice shed"
You know, be my cock's hype man.
Woke up with a raging boner...good feeling abt this trial
I just really need to get the matching flask to go with my pill box. Is this another step towards rock bottom?
Dude, you need to man up. You passed out before a PRESEASON game. It's a long season.
Ski vacations are for hooking up with randoms. It's like I don't even know you
After fooling around at the hotel til dawn, I managed to feed her with my free buffet passes. Tastes like sweet victory.
I think it was a low point but honestly at this point I've had so many that my life is like a valley
She's the queen of dating. She managed to get a date with a guy who saw her puke five times in two hours.
Is a coke binge Whole30 approved?
My goal tonight is to be arrested by the Police Women of Cincinnati.
I stared at his dick and then told him to get on his knees
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