So I had sex in the woods... it was just as dirty as you'd expect it would be.. and not in a good way.
dude, the summer is killing me. i just woke up cause my balls were stuck to HER leg!
When I saw him standing at full height, I realized exactly how much his body structure reminds me of his penis.
he like comes into my room and is like..."can you fix my pants" and then just drops trou
ARE YOU ALIVE? usually when i say lets start drinking at inappropriate times you come right over. im worried
like stop trying to get a relationship out of this when i'm clearly in the drunken mistakes part of my life.
Went to get my tattoo today. Found out the piercing girl is bi. I may just get my nipples done to get hit on tomorrow. Confidence is low these days.
We learned a lot about one another. I showed him around the town I grew up in and he informed me that he has had a threesome and killed a cat
You need to be more adventurous.
I am! Just not in a "I wanna get diseases" way
I told her I didn't have a condom. She then sized me with her thumb and finger and tossed me a large. Then I asked her to marry me.
I don't care how great the sex was, I cannot unsee what has been seen. I regret ever stalking his Facebook.
I think the "tmi" ship sailed a long time ago, and it took our dignities with it..
Getting drunk at 9 am is not a super power.
It's like the hunger games, but we're gonna bone each other instead of kill each other
It's best not to have your booty call on social media. So if they post stupid shit, you still want to fuck them.
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