office poll is still running 100% that Spencer Pratt is more disturbing than David Carradine's death
**i WaNt TO sLaP mY niECe wHO ThINks iT iS cUte tO WriTE LiKE tHiS**
Being a girl sucks.
Being a boyfriend sucks for about a week, too
P.S. The slutty NASCAR driver costume will be saved and used year round for role play.
You just kept screaming at everyone 'not to break your scarf' and doing somersaults
alright. I just need to set some ground rules, no lighting me on fire, and no broken bones. fair?
She wants me to spank her and yell "Kerry! Your father is disappointed with your choices!" Fuck up but crazy hot? Or just fuck up crazy?
My fuck buddy is great and all, but it gets weird when she gets in arguments with her BF in the driveway
There are no female cereal mascots. I just realized that in my drunken state... So sexist...
Best walk of shame ever. Wearing a bright purple onesie, covered in smudged childrens make up, carrying my shoes and 1/4 sac of goon. I swear every house I walked past had an elderly couple watering their garden just to watch me
Apparently I filled my purse with chicken nuggets and told my mom I was a "sexual squirrel."
I got propositioned to get involved with an engaged couple. I told them I didn't think my married couple would like me to see other couples...
So i know i said I'm turning over a new leaf, but i met a guy with a dick piercing. I have to sleep with him. For science.
Tomorrow I'm going to tape my thumbs to my palms and my biceps to my abdomen to learn what it's like to be a t-rex for a day. Anyone else in?
When was the last time you got laid?
When was the last time you came home sober?
touche
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