I will be horny for about another two hours. Feel free to call me until then.
Letd wlk him
Lrtd walek hime
Lets wlk home,,,ther we go
Instead of a promise ring i got my clit peirced, its a promise that ill always give you ass! =]
I hate to say it, but I think my pandora being Marvin Gaye love songs was the prime reason for the bj last night
No gym. Sooooo hung over. Just puked up the water I drank and it still has ice cubes in it.
He managed to completely creep out every girl I was with last night. It was almost inspiring how efficient it was.
Don't blame me. I told you I didn't know if I had a key to those hancuffs.
I say that because you at one point were like a mama spider covered with baby spiders only you were a man covered with strippers.
I'm disgusted with myself. I feel like I need 10 boxes of Summer's Eve and a baptism.
Well start with a list of things you don't want to do... Like maybe 1) I don't want join Isis. That's a good start.
It was the needle in the haystack of teary, unpleasant handjobs.
I am so not sober enough to have a 5 minute conversation in Spanish
now acid just makes me think of crab ragoon
I'm having a hard time eating my sandwich knowing how many different buttholes my hands were in last night.
Awww I'm so proud! Starting friendships before you hook up!
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