Call meee
Ok, but just to warn you, I'm as drunk as a Kennedy right now...
I'm half single.
Please tell me it's the bottom half.
the more pounds shes got the more points. bonus points awarded for specialty moves used. aka broken cowboy, tobogan, dutch oven, or brazilian fake out.
Just ran into that chick u called from my phone and left her a MSG bout how she has aids
Ahaha, good shit
whenever I think of his sister, I just picture a chick with a huge beard
no seriously, she's legit pissed i'm late to lunch because i was watching full house. there's obviously no future here.
Sexual favors are the only currency recognized by the Republic of Greg
I will read books by day and do guys by night. A mental and physical enlightenment, if you will.
I keep having dreams where I tie him up and eat cookies off of him while riding him. Wtf brain.
I just dropped a chicken nugget on the floor and seriously prayed that it would be ok....I think this job is making me crazy.
At 3:00am my whole house started smelling like cooking meat. I have no idea why she thought it was a good idea to crock-pot a WHOLE turkey that early in the morning.
It's just really funny to hear them talk about March for Life when literally every single one of those girls has had an abortion
is caitlin alive?
ya she's alive she's watching a movie
ok remind her she drank toilet water then.
He sent me a pic of his coffee mug to be like "I'm having coffee too.” \nImagine that. Morning coffee. In your boring ass mug. Dick pic or gtfo.
It’s a good thing I’m the only one in the office today. My boy toy stopped by and now there is jiz all over my desk and couch
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