But never have I ever had sex with a dirty talker before, so it was something else, to say the least. I signed up to get laid, not play Penthouse Mad Libs.
dude you apologized to her after she called you stupid. you were like "no i'm sorry, you shouldn't have to be around stupid people, it's my fault"
On the way home from Florida I threw up at the beginning border and ending border of 6 states. You win this year Spring Break.
season finale of lost and an oz of weed. tonight my mind is going to be blown.
Telling me its the beginning of school is like telling me the crown royal fairy has come back from vacation.
Living in the dorms has served one purpose and one purpose only for me: to teach me that pooping in public bathrooms is okay and that I can do it
I'm at the point where I'm more upset that he got to keep my bottle of Fireball than that he stopped talking to me with no explanation
I never forget a pussy, even blackout me gives me that memory.
22 is way too old to still be having "thank god I think I'm getting my period" days
I’m a coke loving, addy selling, pot smoking CRIMINOLOGY major. If there isn't irony in that I give up.
It's Reggie from Taco Bell, send me a pic.
Something must have happened, they started yelling truffle butter and you said we needed to leave NOW
That seems dangerous to buy acid from a stranger on craigslist
Just a reminder- you dropped broccoli in my car and then felt bad for it and named him Henry
I know. I miss henry.
Someone should walk up to them and say, "We're sorry, you're too hot to be out here with the other humans."
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