Now hope fervently that she'll do it quick and cheap, just the way i like it
dude, you're being a jerk.
sorry, didn't mean to pull a Cheney
I have a feeling we are going to become cougars together.
Then you got really excited when I upgraded you from puke bowl to puke bucket.
She said you were bangin on the counters of McDonalds singing "These Eyes" at 4am
she had no gag reflex. and is an abercrombie model. i love college.
Also I smoked away my sore throat last night. It's a 420 miracle.
So i forgot that my head is completely wrapped in gauze, and tried to do the "come hither" look. He think's i'm brain damaged
He also informed us that it's rude to shove your tit in someone's mouth. Happy Monday.
Either I'm tripping balls or my dog has super powers.
I think a kid would responsible me up
I made it to work. Still drunk. Definitely pregnant.
I will be the DD but everyone has to call me Mistress
I think it's important to not involve Bar Food in any near future decisions.
If it makes you feel better he's in the stall next to me and I'm taking a diabolical shit. He's complaining
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