He told me I remind him of his sister...
Was this before or after you did it?
before... I mean, it's been a long time. I just tried not to think of it during.
I had to remind him that there is no "age exchange rate" between the u.s. and spain, and that 16 will always equal 16
When she sits down, she uses her fat rolls like an arm rest.
My coke dealer called me at midnight just to ask how to spell a word. Not sure how I should feel about that.
There's a pair of socks on the bar. No-one's questioned this.
My head weighs 7 pounds. i know this because i spent the majority of the night passed out in the bathroom, using the scale as a pillow.
I think I should receive an honorary Heisman... I mean, I did sleep with two of the finalists
Can I just put my face in your boobs and forget the world?
Hey my results were negative. Your chlamydia train stops here. Happy hunting!
Well we were going to compare notes, but all I could remember was throwing up, and all she could remember was kissing, so then we decided to not compare anything.
Wesley I'm sober and my body hurts. There wasn't much trust in any of those falls.
She's impossible to please. Other than with two fingers and a tongue.
My ex came over to hook up...then I went on a date 2 hours later and got a bj. Single: Finally doing it right.
Apparently we fucked, I kicked him out, then he came back and we did it on the coffee table and in the kitchen.
Just did the "lost my phone, need #'s" post and I got a text saying "go ahead and save me as Ashley-DD because I know you will anyway. I think I love her.
Randomize