I just heard a girl say "We can't go that way, it is a one way street." She was on foot...Nothing worse than girl from the midwest that move to NY to "live out their dream" -the dream of living in a rat and roach infested 200sqft for $2k a month, and get fucked by some recent Ithaca college frat grad...
I didn't cheat on him. Cheating means finding out. I made sure he was at work first. After the guy left I got shitfaced just so nothing seemed out of the ordinary when he came home.
No, dude. Even Jesus hates Creed.
it was one of those movies netflix should have sent weed with
i licked the inside of a toilet bowl for $14. i really can't talk about my night.
He compliments me like a gay guy and fucks me like a starved nympho. I'm in love.
Crumbling up chips, putting them in salsa, eating with spoon. New level of stoner fatassery. Its so genius/delicous i'm not even ashamed
The chips are stabbing my teeth, and I can feel the muscle under my mouth contracting.
Just walked by the neighbors and they are definitely butt naked sitting on a bed, watching Netflix, baked out of their minds, with the blinds open.
Welcome to Bellingham.
So I've been in more fights on one leg than I've had on two.
I called you a cum goblin in my voicemail. I stand by it.
I just want a boyfriend who will have sex to Disney Pandora.
After we had sex he began to tell me the craziest places he's had sex. He told me KFC bathroom so I rolled over and went to sleep.
HE CHOSE A RESTAURANT AND MADE A FUCKING RESERVATION. I AM SHOOK
What are you, a fucking toaster ?
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