oh jesus shes a lukewarm mess
I need to take "lollipop" off of every single one of my playlists cause it makes me wanna suck dick.
he was terrible at kissing, so i just kept letting him motorboat me. he seemed very pleased with my choice
I'm pretty sure this isn't my phone, but I do like these nude pics
I need input, can I pre-game my cat scan?
she's lying on the floor with a bottle of vodka, belting shakira. plz advise.
He's tryingto open a beer with a Police baton. Cut him off or see where this leads?
I've just stalked all the hot guys who have clicked "attending". I now know which guys are "yes", "maybe" and "no". I only hope my drunk self remembers.
sleeping in bed with your booty calls married sister...you're the stuff heroes are made of.
1 tequila 2 tequila 3 tequila, floor.
*roof
His flight was delayed by two hours though. I just got cock-blocked by clouds :(
There's a guy running dressed as a bunny toward your house.
I've decided if you aren't here in fifteen minutes I'm leaving you for Mario the 75 year old Colombian bartender.
I'm just hitting the tip of the iceberg on accents for this trip...so basically my panties are done for.
Seriously if we go to rome ur fucking me into the sunset on a wrought iron balcony overlooking Vatican City
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