I just saw a guy masturbating vigorously at the bus stop across from del taco at 2:30am...im pretty sure he wasn't even homeless
dude she licked ball and has every Are you afraid of the dark episode on dvd
lock that shit down
i get tired of guys telling me there married or they have a girlfriend. they act like it concerns or matters to me
Please come to History lecture. The kid two seats over is belligerently drunk.
Dont judge me. He may have been ugly but he was INCREDIBLE. He's like the Susan Boyle of sex.
my knee is completely bruised from kneesliding into the bowling ball. bowling for creativity points was a win
Please make the clown in the corner stop judging me. I mean he's the one with paint on his face. I don't need him judge judying me.
That rando I gave head to on the beach just endorsed me on LinkedIn for Oral Communication Skills. So there's that.
And then god smiled down upon me and he said let there be hangover food and let it be Wendy's
Only time and a comprehensive case study of all of your relationships will tell.
First night of sleeping in the same bed, and she farted on me. I immediately excused myself and went home. Don't know if we're still together. Will update you.
If I die here, tell my vagina and my cats that I'm sorry.
Has anyone heard from Jamie or has she actually just been having sex for 48 hours?
if having to see my ex’s dick once in a while is the price I pay to the universe for making my life go a little smoother, I’ll take it
there's still a lot i don't remember, like why my iphone's nailed to your wall
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