Let's hustle tonight so we can relax tomorrow
Perfect. Like where your heads at
By relax I mean have sex
he started yelling "squirt for me" then his girlfriend knocked on the door and told us to keep it down
i'm not really understanding how she couldn't figure out it was him
similar to the time we made up the game of screaming at the top of our lungs any time a guy any of us slept with walked into the party. that went over SO well.
On a list of weird places to get a bj, how weird is in the basement of a pharmacy
haha it staarrted out with just getting drunk then it turned into sports authority. So now im 4th or 5th in line and shit faced. Help me
just did a beer bong in the shower while i was taking an actual shower its officially football time
I'm so hungover that if we go to panera, I'll probably get a bread bowl to throw up in.
I've liked him since I puked on him on my birthday so I want it to be special.
You should know two things about me,,,1) I am highly sexual and 2) I am HIGHLY competitive so you telling me about how much sex you had with the other girl makes me say "challenge accepted"... you should hydrate.
Update: that felon in Georgia I slept with is now a police officer. What a wonderful world
We're ordering chinese food so if you want to get on this obesity train answer me now.
I got caught throwing up in my daughters princess potty... On the bright side it played a rewarding tune afterwards.
Executive decision.... we are cuddling naked
She deleted me on Facebook. I think it's safe to say that she knows I fucked him now.
Should I bring my 4 pairs of bunny ears? Or is that too weird?
4 pairs might be a bit much
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