Your date looks like the Cloverfield monster. good luck.
she refuses to pay for the plan b and so do i. it's the most dangerous game of chicken i've ever been involved in. but i have my pride.
It finally happened. My conscience stopped working. I've never felt so free
Just got judged by the front desk clerk, 2 maids and a security guard at the Sheraton. I've decided to use this as a character building experience.
as I was walking out the door her and her roommate started singing "toot it and boot it".. I'm in love
It is official. It's the year of doin married chicks. Similar to the year of virgins but without all the baggage.
I smell like fire and strippers. Successful sunday funday.
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we both turned hook ups into relationships we are crushing this thing called life right now.
Let us ponder on the good times. Ya know when the Jonas brothers were incapable of growing facial hair and I didn't fully understand what a dick looks like
Um went out in San Francisco last night and ignored someone hitting on me. So they bit my arm. Lmfao PLEASE TELL ME THIS ISNT THE SINGLE LIFE
I maxed out my credit card last night on powdered donuts and beef jerky
Other than unclothed paranormal encounters, how has your day been
Yeah! Just remind me to. I'll also bring the blow up penis
You said if the geese can walk on the lake so can I.
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