Just saw a man jogging. For recreation. At 3am. Who's he training to be, batman?
Maybe if i eat something filling like whole wheat pasta it will make me less hungry for things like dick
What do you say about some mid-afternoon anal?
this chick on a show just showed her boobs and let some guy paint them others asked why she did it and her reply i quote "i was bored" why dont chicks get bored more often
there's a sign at taco bell and it says "bacon and ranch make everything better." it speaks to me.
It was like some kind of slut recycling operation. She gave me the shirt of the last guy she slept with in exchabge for mine so I didn't have to wear the same thing to work. She's been doing it for years
Thru out the entire phone conversation I went from thinking: he's making a gay come-on, to he's trying to sell me drugs, before realizing he was offering me a job with an internet company. Things are gonna be awkward in class this week.
Yea...coming from the girl who didn't understand why m&ms and tequila wasn't a "suitable diet"
Just read my long term horoscope. I'm not gonna get laid for another 2 years.
I feel awful
Physically or morally
Physically. The only immoral thing I did was steal money from strippers while they gave me lapdances.
Boobs are out for the taking
I just saw a bunch of drunk old guys riding on the side of a modified old fire truck yelling at cars and smoking while they looked for parking...promise we will be just like them when we grow up?
I'm craigslisting fire trucks as we speak
The only people in the library at 5:00 on the friday after finals are homeless or pre-med.
fuck emotions I should've gotten more cats
and then you proceeded to throw soup at him for calling you a bitch...a CAN of soup...
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