It smells like weed.
We are in Boulder, Everything smells like weed.
Michelle and I recorded her bunny humping it's little rubber black ball.
i got really high and listened to the spongebob squarepants theme song and, i swear to god, it was in german.
i think i can safely say that is the weirdest thing you've ever propositioned me with. so obviously my answer is yes.
How am I suppose to fully love you when you cant even open up and try to fulfill my midget fantasy
got into a fight with a bouncer over who's moustache is better again last night...
Dude I live in a fucking closet and still get laid every weekend. Figure it out.
After she saw a msg in his phone from me that listed the reasons why I love his cock, I don't think I can deny fucking her ex.
He's nice but I'm a one bouncer kind of girl
Hey dude. I've got a mini fridge in my closet now so we don't have to worry about getting drunk and falling down the stairs on our way to get more beer.
DROP EVERYTHING! Gatta go get tested for herpes, lets make an adventure out of it.
We were walking to the bar with a group of people and literally made 4 stops in people's lawns garages or random walls for him to eat me out
No he reached for my hand at the beach. I pretended to be a seagull.
I've finally done it. I finally achieved my lifelong goal of becoming that awkward lesbian in high school who went on to have sex with more women than any of her male classmates.
Apologies that our conversations always turn to butt sex or penis size. I thought we out grew that in our 20's.
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