My T9 Word has dryhumped saved but I can't even get it to figure out bbq.
Terrible. Enormous nipples with a small ring of boob on the outside. It looked like a tittie eclipse
operation have a gay friend backfired
I love that we get drink and call each other crying. It's kind of our thing.
i just made a girl do the walk of shame. as a bumblebee. i love halloween.
Why does Thanksgiving make hot girls feel disgusting and fat girls feel horny? Its killing my prospects.
well since you're still married, you will be paying for my abortion right?
Its not even 10am and we are talking about what guys assholes we would finger.
I woke up in a trash can. Please dude. I don't know what I did to you last night, but I'm sorry. Epically sorry. Please call me back. Please.
I'm about 95% it's a collapsed lung. Go big right?
I will no longer accept nudes from you because I met your boyfriend last night and he seems like a nice guy
She's lucky her pussy is worth listening to her ramble about bedroom furniture for 30 minutes
First he fixed my gutter. Then he flogged me and fucked me. Then he bought me a new vacuum cleaner. I don't understand Daddy Dom stuff but I ain't mad at it.
I just found a piece of dried shredded carrot on my bed
Do you think he’ll fall in love with me if I tell him I have a nickname for his penis
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