When we woke up, I asked if we could play "what does your name rhyme with".....he said 'bave' thank god it was easy
True. She actually gives a fuck. A quality looked down upon if she wants to be one of us
Fuck morning classes and our weekday drinking habits.
He got thrown out for leaning over the bar topless and pouring himself some beer while singing the james bond song
Dont care what i do tnt just as long as i get to chug a beer in somebodys face
Please stop letting me make out with hot lesbians.
Definitely not. I may be your best friend, but first and foremost I am a guy. Please continue.
She said our goal is to fuck in every bathroom at the reception which is at a country club. I will have the best wedding date ever! Were 4 for 4 in public.
Remember that time i gave you head on MY birthday and you made me stop so you could watch the rhino part in 300
I climbed out a window to pee last night because i thought i was locked in the room... Then crawled back in and went to bed. The poor neighbors.
Well I had to use a seat cushion at Soul Cycle today so, yeah, I'd say the sex was good
Im so hungover I just threw up at the sight of a CARTOON CRABBY PATTY
We shared a dick. We're practically sisters!
He yanked my breathe right strip off in the middle of me riding him.
just because i'm not a monk anymore doesn't mean I need to tell you about my new sex life.
which is fantastic by the way.
Let's do something tonight. I feel like setting things on fire.
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