So she couldn't stop dragging her teeth while she was blowing me.
Ahh dude, that fucking sucks, what'd you do about it?
Decided to drag my teeth while eating her out... She got the point.
gettin pulled by a cop with a camera crew. gonna flee. want my 15 min of fame on cops.
the mandatory saturday morning class for those written up by RA's turned into a gold mine...just met EVERY hot chick that parties.
any advancement on the stomach flu vs. pregnancy scare of '10?
Funny how often beer equates to second degree burns on some portion of my body.
I can't stream porn because Xbox live is taking all the Internet. I thought having a male roommate would make life easier.
He told me my butthole was like "Narnia" and that it's a wonderful place he would like to visit.
I'm confused as to why I have a picture of your boobs in response to a photo of my father
I feel like parents watching our children. You want to step in and help them but you just have to let them make their mistakes
Sweet! It'll be a "that-minor-I-used-to-serve-alcohol-to-is-no-longer-a-minor" party!!!
You know for a guy who frequently jumps into stuff without thinking it through, your can do spirit is lacking on this one
This is why you are going on a date. To see if he is fun or if we need to shank him in the parking lot.
With gravity the way it is and your butt clearly being the size of a bus you'd break your hip or something
When he was leaving this morning he said I'll text you later on and I replied with if you don't that's cool too.
I finished my first whiskey and I'm waiting to have a second one in celebration when your pregnancy test comes back negative
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