Just bored and untired. I want to be in Austin. At college. Drinking someone elses alcohol. Am I asking too much of life?
I just febrezed the jizz on my pants and wore them again, gross or eco-friendly?
Eco-friendly.
If I had a nickel for every time my parents threatened to stop paying tuition I would be a very rich man. Rich enough to pay my own tuition.
Her friend drew me a diagram of how we could get away with her giving me a blowjob at work.
RJ thinks I should put one of the muffins in my vagina. Good idea or bad idea?
So i know you wont get this until you land, but if i'm late its cause i was having sex. being blunt and hope that explains things.
halloween is SO much better on drugs, why didn't anyone let us know about this when we were kids
It's one of the many facets of my drunken alter egos. I'm like substance abuse batman.
Send me the picture of my mugshot, my boss got arrested last night and I'm trying to make her feel better.
We're looking for the removeable roof from her Miata. Winner gets a 40.
he calls himself the gay cupid because he matches two guys looking to hookup on craigstlist with each other. get me out of here. please.
I recommend we watch the Super Bowl together and have celebratory sex if we win. Good news is I don't have a team I dislike so were guaranteed a win.
We turned on "find my friends" and watched her progress. Got concerned when she didn't move for an hour on Adelaide, turned out a booty call was made, then she went back to the bars.
Ok thats it i need a list. Full names, nicknames, in which frats, with a photo, of all the guys youve hooked up with because three of the same guys is ridiculous
Same encounter she body slammed me to the floor and than humped me
Randomize
