Done. Eyebrows are waxed, entire body shaved
please tell me that the half empty jar of cocktail sauce on the table has nothing to do with my missing seamonkeys
normally i'm against accepting campers on facebook but this one saw me giving head to another counselor and didn't say shit about it to my boss so i feel like shes earned the right to look at my sloppy drunk pictures
Stealing vibrators from Walmart together was when I realized you'd be my Maid of Honor.
Found out why they call her Halfpipe Jenny-NOT the cool reason we thought
I gave myself a pep talk in the library bathroom mirror. and then threw up in the sink.
Everytime Our professor said "penis fencing" in class today we took shots.
Is it morally wrong to give today's hookup a Krispy Kreme from yesterday's hookup or is it just fat love?
And after we debated politics. My dream come true: naked, just got done having great sex with a hot mixed guy, talking about why social welfare programs are a bad idea
i woke up with 5 inch heels locked on my feet and my car keys missing. this is gonna be an interesting walk home
Goddamnit Shari. He's not called Pencil Dick because he's good a sketching...
They came over the loud speaker and said "no laying on the dance floor.." I thought i was dancing, but apparently that's just the way it started out.
Welcome to Missouri, the show me your genitals state.
Do not take the D yet, he needs to be worth it. Your Vagina is GOLD.
Yes we can sext. I'm taking my socks off.
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