What a fucking waste of an outfit
Text. Mid BJ. 8 points.
i just peed in a port a potty and wiped with my credit card statement. fuck yeah!
i just hope all the shady shit stops so i can let him into my pants
The sex was so good, I called my ex during the 2nd time just so he could hear. Is that mean?
so i walk in and shes blowing her vag with a hair dryer. so i asked what she was doing, she said heating up supper.. come eat ;)
i'm so jealous of you right now.
Sorry, can't come over. I have to spend time with my niece. Her Dad ignores her and I don't want her to have male attention issues like you.
I gasped. Both pairs of lips did.
I tripped while walking across the stage and while trying to pick my diploma back up my flask fell out in front of the dean
Surely the maintenance men have seen worse than that condom right
I fell asleep in the bathroom during my mothers dinner party with no pants on. Her friend walked In. I was told to not come back.
I kinda forgave him after he laid next to me and rubbed my arm for four hours while I tripped balls.
Bachelorette party buss just rolled into down town. DTF, "horny hotties inside" and "show us your dicks" written on the windows....this could get interesting.
you were peeing in her backyard and some dude came outside and looked at you and was like "thats not a pee spot" and you said "well it is now" then i joined you. Forever poppin squats <3
my roommates gone so i can take codeine and sleep naked
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