and that's why we call him explosion in my pants. no one remembers his real name.
So I finally got the Patron washed off my boobs.
today is monday, i feel like we should do something illegal
Had a couple pieces of pizza for breakfast...suck on that Jamie Oliver.
double majoring has taught me only that psych majors are sluttier than govt majors
the world took limewire and four lokos away from me in one week....hello depression
My boobs grew. They knew we were going to vegas.
Yes theres a double standard. Get over it. Fuck the critics and go be the slut you were born to be
If I don't throw up the day I graduate i'll feel like the last 4 years and thousands of dollars spent on alcohol will have been wasted.
I'm skyping with my parents and reading Cosmo articles on giving great head. I'm on a roller coaster that only goes up, baby.
I know it must have been a hard break up. Are you okay?
Oh yeah, I'm fine dude. My vaginas heart is broken though. I feel bad for her, you should give her a call sometime.
I think i'm going to homewreck at this Disney on Ice show.
It reeks of weed and poor life decisions in here
Can we just talk about the fact that the last time I got laid I was wearing a Jurassic Park tshirt?
Well my mom knows that the welt I had on my forehead last month was the result of a sex accident. This holiday sucks
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