White coat. Heels.
Weren't you self-described as an 'arab' slut?
No?
Well my cheeks are red now
I've decided to only have meaningless sex from now on.
And what brought this epiphany?
I've decided it's a lot easier to have dirty amazing sex with someone when you don't care about the other person or what they think of you. I'm going to test this theory soon. Will update you later
he just told me his nickname was "nickexplodeon"
does that mean he doesn't last long?
Ok. Also I almost just threw up. Seriously. I was think to myself "really? Here? Now? At my work desk?" and then it went away.
cum and cheesecake for breakfast...don't fucking tell me pride week isn't awesome
He was probably pissed, but i couldn't tell for sure. How pissed can someone really look while holding a fishbowl mimosa?
We did lines off of a Whitney Houston CD case. That makes everything okay.
The cop and I then joined forces to get you up off the sidewalk.
she used teeth so i didnt tell her when i was cumming ...........dont get mad get even
Yea no bueno and I only brought enough weed to last one night. And it was no Hanukah nug, it didn't last 8 days.
He was singing R-E-S-P-E-C-T to a stripper between motorboats while our HR manager cheered him on.
was I atleast graceful when I feel down that flight of stairs and broke my hand?
Also my roomate used some of my condoms so she gave me her hummus. Great trade
you pulled out seven eyelashes and made me count them multiple times whilst crying hysterically.
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