you ended the night by relentlessly sucking on my hips bone and hand demanding milk. you said it was because you were a tiger
And when I look at him, I just want him to say "I love you" in between deep thrusts and hard grunts.
wasted. watching meteors, awesome idea i ever had, see 2 for every 1 with ma double vision
Pro tip: Don't start playing Bejeweled on Facebook while waiting for your Adderall to kick in. Unless you have the next 9 hours free.
her cat watched me eat her out... I would use the alternate term for both of those things but it's too weird.
Are you in a cab?
I'm close- can you order me a bowl of vodka?
Dude. I legit missed class because I got too engrossed in the porn I was watching. Also I need to figure out how to get as flexible as these chicks. Some of the positions they do are outrageous.
I met his dad. Turns out he was a one nighter from the nurses conference in Vegas. Not sure how to handle this one.
Clearly, you already have. Both of them.
I have no idea what that means but I'm googling things just so I can watch my thumbs move
I still don't like him. I'm also filled with alcohol, so I'll revisit the statement in the morning.
I mean, I already hooked up with her boyfriend. The least I can do is accept her facebook friend request.
Wish me luck on my new penis adventure
Showed up to pick her up in my boxers. Lets just say im 2 for 2 with this new idea
I feel like I have the I just lost my virginity face and everyone at the grocery store knows it.
its not much but to go through all that to ask for half a balls worth of money was so stressful
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