He fingered me while we both sang the fresh prince theme song.
Marry him
it was like my fingers were behind enemy lines
I just typed my entire senior project presentation on my blackberry,
You know whats sad? As I walk past the campus daycare i cant help think, look at those drunk mistakes
he just ordered a side of pineapple and winked at me. too much for a first date. come get me.
No, my body just knows its the weekend and wants to rage. Very different from alcoholism
why are all my papers due the day after my potential hangover
He took getting"shit in your neighbors hot tub drunk" way to literally
i'm totally cool with all the dick sucking you're doing down there, but as your brother i think i'm supposed to warn you our parents will be home in 5
She was bending and I said "finally, about time". Wrong, she was tying her shoe. No blowjobs for me.
Best orgasm I ever had! I though we totally connected and I asked him to stay over. He went back to the sigma chi house and returned with his blankie and a 40. please help
she opened a can of olives, drained the juice and poured ranch dressing in. oh and 'croutons' (saltines) on top...
All of my friends are hooking up and here I am, the lone asexual, looking for someone to eat these tostitos with me.
So adding to the list of things my boobs can do, sweeping with a broom is apparently a thing.
I didn't expect the hobit to have that much sexual tension.
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