I think it's just because she's got "I'll sleep with anyone with a decent car" written all over her face.
I asked what she wanted from Hawaii. She said a baby like Aaden from JK 8.
where am I supposed to find one of those?
For a day that started with shitting my pants, things turned out fairly well.
There's banana everywhere and your hamster may or may not have stayed the night in the microwave...
Party was cancelled. Me and my dog are high as tits. Wanna go roam the outlet mall?
Im 95% ready to shit behind 711
BTW the amount of schmoozing I am doing towards some guy for an ID that may or may not look like you... You better love me.
That was the night, like, my hair caught on fire...
Lol I think I might have been a little aggressive last night there is a blue ass print from your jeans on my wall
I made out with drunk Joe Dirt and then put his mullet wig on for him. True Halloween romance.
Well, I just bought plan b with the tips I made from the job that I slept with my manager. So yeah, that's my life. How's yours?
It's 5am and I have yet to fall asleep. At what point do we just accept that I run on vodka?
He said something last night about making crepes, but after getting pissed on in bed, I question everything.
I know he's married but I don't know how else to show sympathy! Nudes are my only emotional currency.
sorry for any reference made toward your boobs or making you feel pregnant or incapable of peeing. make it a wonderful day.
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