and then we had to stop you from trying to pour shots through your nose with the neti pot.
His idea of a compliment is: 'you're cuter than your friend. If you both wanted a 3way I'd do it,but I'd pay more attention to you.'
Also, that dude projectile vomiting all over the living room was the perfect distraction for me to swipe the booze and run.
Last comment. I know of no exercises, diets or practices out there to help keeping balls young and healthy. They simply succumb to gravity.
I told my mom about how you got white girl wasted and sobbed about Whitney Houston. She sends her condolences.
tell her thanks so much
I misjudged the power of my pelvic thrusting capabilities. His nose is broken. Thoughts?
Man...I want to get monumentally fucked tonight.
His balls are like really small, like dog sized balls. It was a weird discovery. Ever done a guy with dog sized balls?
Girls at BYU need to learn how to handle a penis. I swear my date last night was trying to pull it off my body to use later.
She just walked up to him and was like "you should fuck Angela" and it worked! She is the ultimate wingman
They live across the street from a school baseball field so they have porter potties across the street and let's just say that I'm grateful they exist
We found him sitting in the back of the club crying into a strippers lap. She told us he missed his pet frog and to come back later.
The date did not go well. Turns out I once set her brother on fire.
Umm I might be late. Also I am may or may not have mayonnaise on my ass
HILY FUCK HES HERE I HAVE MONISTAT IN ME HE SUPRISED ME
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