No see this is how It goes: guys will fuck virgin girls. But girls don't really want to fuck virgin guys. So you're good have no fear.
Girl in my class with fire painted on her face. I. need. that. weed.
started to yawn and threw up hamburger helper instead. awesome night.
Of course I was flustered, I had a lot of penis in my face.
I am not saying a eulogy for your vibrator.
Then I realized I was alone sitting on the bathroom floor brushing my teeth at 2am laughing to myself.
Found a Safeway Deli Sandwich in the shower this morning... Perhaps the 9th beer was unnecessary.
dreams really do come true on the roof and drinking again
Nothing like the It's a Small World ride at Disneyland to remind you to take your birth control. I took it on the boat yesterday
Just got your message from Saturday. Shove all the kittens down your pants? Really?
I was emotionally compromised.
she walked through the crowd, completely naked, slapped a pool attendant in the face and stole the towel he was carrying. she used it to dry her hair.
Drunk you needs to learn how to call sober me, so sober me can talk your drunk vagina down.
this is the second day the intern has gotten me coffee. he either wants to bang me or thinks I'm more important than I am.
either way he's in for disappointment
he told me his feelings for me AFTER sex, so that means he meant it right?
Sorry for face licking, I probably won't do it again.
Also, I love cats. I sat on the floor and they sat with me.
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