wat bout pragnant strippers??
scale of 1-10 how well do I give head
5, but i have never had a 10. best was an 8 so if i grade you on a curve you are a 7. ish.
theres a middle aged lesbian couple holding hands on the bus and a 17 or 18 year old christian girl visibly staring freaked out and audibly praying about it
you only had a canadian ten, but you said it was all good cuz you would just by molson.
I hope my sperm were as drunk as I was.
I just watched a guy pee from a second floor window onto the line of 100 people waiting to get in.
I can always make him wear a mask... I'll tell him it's a fetish.
It's like you are the superhero of getting jizzed on
That was nice of you. Thank you for respecting the fact that I got cockblocked by a sophomore last night.
I found your Halloween costume. I think you shit yourself last night
I'm getting kicked out of the place we're at. They don't like ketchup on their walls..
just tried to scoop ice cream with a steak knife. now in the emergency room with a the cab diver and the drag queen he picked up on the way. its gonna be a loooong day.
The ONLY reason I am doing laundry is because all my sweatpants are dirty.
he couldn't get a boner so he asked me to sing you shook me all night long to his penis. I think it was weirder that it actually worked
Thursday is not a good day to become a felon... It's bingo night
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